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Valane Selampotato

Bright Pink Selampotato Mutt, Valane

Valane Selampotato

About

Valane is a joker. A japester. A crafter of fine, artisanal groaners. His whole thing is to try and be funny, and a lifetime of practice has him pretty good at it. He’s quick on his feet, quick of wit, and quick with a biting tongue at times. He has an especial talent for leading people to a joke and then just leaving them there with a smirk. He would very much like to be a ladies’ man, but given he’s about the size of your average dragon’s eyeball, he strikes out with remarkable consistency. Still, he does make a hobby of practicing his bedroom stand-up routine of crass jokes, just in case he ever gets the opportunity.

At times his penchant for shenanigans has been mistaken for genuine asshattery; thankfully, he cuts a very unintimidating figure and can generally puppy-eyes his way out of bad situations. Barring that, he’s happy to fog up a room and pull a runner, often with a snappy one-liner to see him off.

Now, the jokes aren’t all there is to Valane… but if you’re coming at him from the outside, that’s all he’s going to let you see. ;)

Wants

CHAOS… but nah, just a larf

Species

Mutt (Selampotato)

Colour

Bright Pink

Gender

He/Him

Age

Adult

Size

10″ at shoulder (TEENY)

Origin

Clan Akelara, Clutch 2

Job

Mischief

Skills

Psionics

Telekinesis, Teleportation

Breath weapon: Cone of Fog

Lineage

Siblings

Anderyn S., Red-Black

Ara-teli S., Green-Blue

Aril-tip S., Violet

Enna-kett S., Bright Blue (Dray)

Holyllic S., Blue-Black

Lya-sel S., Green-Brown

Nemi-si S., Bleached Blue

Valane S., Bright Pink

Xel-ist S., Citrus

Zanvey S., Blue

Parent

Tek-lia

Schattarmini

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Parent

Sake Selampotato

Mutt

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